hehe i am sure you get this alot (fingers crossed flattery will get me somewhere) but your great. I saw you on the 100 greatest comedians and was soooooo annoyed that that novelty item harry hill beat you-lol(even though i do like him). Hope to see you come over to Belfast someday because your next tour isn't but heh ho i got black books to keep me going haha.
anyways good luck and all that caper with your next whatever your doing. adios muchacho

lol, im proud of my contribution to the show..."she puts clothes on them"...apparently, she actually said clones them, not clothes them...hmmm..my mistake....is there gonna be a tv airing and/or dvd of the show? cos i noticed that it was being filmed

I cant believe orangutans have their own website! I remember from school that an infinite number *could* come up with the complete works of Shakespeare. But this bunch are endangered and still they have time to code their own website. The definitely get my support!

Hi,

I'm chris De Burgh. I would like to thank you for your efforts in keeping me in the public eye long after I should have exploded. To repay this debt, I offer you my daughter,

love

chris

Oh you Clone and clothes monkeys! Its a brave person who temps fate by attending a charity aid gig when your main line of business is unethically using the powers of wizardry to reproduce monkeys and on top of that dressing them in slacks, tweed jacket and a panama to walk along around the squares of Brussels! I am still wondering what part of Brussels are your from, i got as far as south of the river!
Was a brilliant night, Bill you topped the bill in both contexts of the word.

Dear Mr Bailey,

I salute your efforts in raising awareness of the plight of these fantastic animals. In my youth I worked as a veterinary nurse and have to this day maintained a love of animals which is almost illegal.

You're a damned fine fellow, keep up the good work. I saw you perform at Colchester Arts Centre supporting Donna McPhail years ago, you rocked then and you still do now.

Thanks for all the laughs.

Guy

Hey Bill,
I am putting together a DVD to raise money for the Great Ape Survival Project and was wondering if you would be interested in taking part? All you'd need to do is film yourself performing (on a regular home video camera like the one you used on the Part Troll DVD extras...Trouser Press and Tea and Coffee making facilities) and post it to me. You can perform anything you want, as much or as little as you like. Please let me know via email a.s.a.p (although there is no rush).
Thanks,
Darren.

We went to see your amazing das tinselwurm performance in sheffield last night. We are proud to have been part of your largest audience to date!

HORN!!!!

The tudor spaceship exit and trouser press- segway gong jousting were highlights, as was your classic version of a love song (Which to us, is definately classic)

Love you loads Nicola, Charlotte and Alex

P.S. we are yet to visit a swiss bank and open an account using our very own Nazi gold (amazingly when we got home, lo and behold, a documentary was on about NAZI GOLD!)

P.P.S love the sparkly suit