Bill Bailey In Metal CD Video Ad

Don’t forget that the album Bill Bailey in Metal is now available on CD exclusively from the Bill Bailey Online Shop – http://bzz.is/bbim-cd-shop as well as a digital download from iTunes – http://bzz.is/bbim-ituk Amazon – http://bzz.is/im-auk and all the usual download places too.

We expect to have these items back in stock on Monday December 12th.

In the meantime we are still stocking our Christmas cards with a difference, Bill Bailey In Metal on CD, the cheapest price for The Bill Bailey Songbook online and a host of other original gift ideas for the Bill Bailey fan in your life.

http://www.billbailey.co.uk/onlineshop/

We always listen to your requests and so we are pleased to announce that you can now buy CD copies in the Bill Bailey Online Shop.

The track listing is as follows:

Lazer Gazer
Leg of Time (Metal Version)
Love Song (Metal Version)
Apocalyptic News (Metal Version)
Scarborough Fair (Rammstein Style)
Cars (Metal Version)
Das Hokey Kokey (Metal Version)
Oblivion (Metal Version)
Pot Plant Elegy (Metal Version)

Click HERE to download Bill Bailey in Metal from iTunes. (The album is also available from other leading digital download retailers too).

Bill Bailey in Metal should delight both metal and non-metal fans alike as Bill blends his inimitable genre-fusing, with foreign language frolics and meaningful whimsy. These new full studio versions of Bill’s most popular songs are accompanied by two instrumentals in the shape of Lazer Gazer and Pot Plant Elegy (Metal Version), tracks that usually form the musical soundtrack to the short films that have been a regular feature of Bill’s stage show. During the rehearsals for these sessions Bill’s band expanded and twisted these pieces so brilliantly he just knew that they should be included on the album.

Bill is delighted with this album as he believes that he has finally captured these songs as he has always heard them in his head.

Oh and make sure you don’t miss this intimate insight into the album’s recording process on YouTube.
Who stole the Leg of Time?

This DVD will only be available to buy directly from the Bill Bailey shop and to top it all Bill has promised to sign every single disc! Jeez, he’s a good chap!

So if you are a resident in North America or Canada and would like to purchase one of a limited number of Dandelion Mind DVDs that we now have available exclusively online, please visit the Bill Bailey Shop.

Featuring Bill’s trademark musical interludes, observations and stories of the road, ‘Dandelion Mind’ will be based loosely on the theme of doubt (or will it?), as we follow Bill from his real-life saga of being trapped by the ash cloud to his barely contained rants about celebrity, TV, creationism and Michael Winner. He demonstrates new instruments, both ancient and modern, he sings an internet love song, a lament about punk heroes, Iranian hip-hop and plays a mean folk-bouzouki. Thomas the Doubter gets a new look, and Darwin’s curious obsessions and the myth of intelligent design are all worked over in Bill’s own surreal style. . . .

Pre-order the DVD.

Pre-order the Blu-Ray.

No word of a lie. Bill was so pleased with all of your comments that he has decided to sign all Remarkable Guide to the Orchestra DVD/Blu-Ray and Inevitable Box sets to Christmas and beyond. Order before Monday 21 December and the The Royal Mail elves hope to have it to you before the arrival of the sleigh of Santa. Please opt for Special Delivery if you would like a tracking reference.

Uh-Oh

The X-ray Head tour t-shirt was an overnight success. This means they are sold out, so apologies for that. However, if you simply must have something representative of a French Horn inside Bill’s head, a similar design is featured on the few remaining original t-shirts we have left. Human Slaves (the t-shirts) also proved popular, with only a few left, so hurry if you want to show some solidarity for your brethren in an insect nation.

New Additions To Our Chest-Wear Range

There are a couple of additions to Bill’s chest-wear range; the Moral Guidance t-shirt, sporting “a new certification preferable to Parental Guidance, which can sometimes be unreliable”, says Bill, and the Night Bee t-shirt, portraying “a nightmarish vision of the future where bees are recruited by the government to spy on us”.

Unexpected Bags In The Area

“We are all unexpected items in the bagging area of life”, explains Bill as he views the latest eco bag range. These are really great fun; either black, strong and gusseted – just what we like in a bag – or “natural” (like tights of a similar persuasion), lighter and more easily stuff-into-pocketable, which is what we like our other bags to be like.

The Snellen Chart bags have had people guessing (not to mention rushing to their nearest optician’s, if they could find it) and again, they have proved so popular that we have included the design on a light weight range, perfect for stuffing in to your other pocket or filling some nearby stocking with.

Screen Prints

A few limited edition screen prints are back on-line for sale. Signed by both Bill and artist Joe Magee, these are a special buy, and are likely to feature on some futuristic Antiques Roadshow someday.

Programmes Back in Stock

We also have a limited quantity of programmes from the Remarkable Guide to the Orchestra tour in stock. Once they’ve sold out they’re gone forever!!!!

Check out all of the merchandise here

Also released on the same day will be The Inevitable Boxset, which will not only feature The Remarkable Guide to the Orchestra, but will also include Cosmic Jam, Bewilderness, Part Troll and Tinselworm. It’s going to be a big day indeed and it’s no coincidence that the first jukebox went into operation exactly 120 years ago either. Get ready to rock (in the orchestral sense of the word, of course).

To celebrate the release, we’re pleased to announce that Bill has agreed to sign EVERY copy of the Remarkable Guide to the Orchestra (DVD and Blu Ray) and The Inevitable Boxset that is ordered in our pre-sale before 22nd November 2009.

So, buy your copy now in our Online Store.

We’re currently negotiating some exclusive offers for our merchandise store to coincide with the release. To watch a trailer for the DVD and to register your interest in these special offers, please go to www.billbailey.co.uk/a-remarkable-release/.

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