Listen up folks, because time is short. If you're planning on showering your loved ones with Bill Bailey related gifts then you have until 10pm tomorrow, Tuesday 18th, to place your merchandise orders in time for UK Christmas delivery. All orders received after this date will be dispatched in the week commencing 7th January 2008. The BBm office (which handles the orders) will be closed from Friday December 21st to January 7th, so if you have any queries then be sure to get in touch this week.

On a slightly disappointing note, if you're itching to get your hands on the Tinselworm DVD, then you'd better keep scratching for a while, as distributor Universal are planning to release it late next year to better suit their PGP window of opportunity. This may change however, so stay tuned for updates.

Finally, all that remains is to wish you all a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Or if you prefer, a Happy Christmas and a Merry New Year. Perhaps we'll all wake up in 2008 to find ourselves living in the future. Or, if the coming of the New Year remains true to form, it'll just turn out to be the present but with all of us slightly older. But never mind... just savour the present, enjoy your presents, and may you find both happiness and merriment throughout the entire holiday season/Primary Gifting Period.