Comments on: D.I.D.

By: richard burgon

richard burgon — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 13:05:12 +0000

Dear Mr Bailey

As someone who suffers from Disassociative Identity Disorder I wish to complain in the strongest possible manner to my unfortunate ailment being likened to a trivial radio broadcast…

Oh do shut up Richard the nice man was only using DID as an innocent abbreviation…

Now look her Bernerd this mind is only big enough for one of us…

Ah but as I am an “alter” a part of you if you destroy me you destroy yourself…

- Hence the abandonment of the inaccurate nomenclature “Multiple Personality Syndrome”…

Exactly, now be a good chap and pass the Chris de Burgh if we lash him to the Undertones his eyebrows may create the buoyancy required to enable our post-punk raft to get off this s***ing island…

Your a genius…

Why thank you – but I’m nothing without me…

By: Liam

Liam — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 16:51:54 +0000

I wish I was the keyboard player in Talking Heads! I absolutely love (Nothing But) Flowers at the moment!

By: Chris

Chris — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 04:08:55 +0000

Hi Bill,

Not sure if you care, but my stepfather was asked for your autograph a few weeks ago. You had recently done an interview for bma (local street press in canberra) and this bloke saw the front cover and my step dad and asked for your autograph. The guy wouldn’t take no for an answer. haha. So my step dad signed it in your name (against his better judgement). You would think the australian accent would have given it away but no.

Anyway look forward to your show in a couple of weeks, and if required my stepfather may be available to help with some of the autograph signing burden (he will also be at the show – he will be the bloke that looks and walks like you plus about about 15 years).

Cheers

Chris
idiot@large

By: Teresa

Teresa — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 00:47:40 +0000

Hey Bill!

Just saw your show last night in Wellington. Was awesome. Thank you for a great night out.

I’ve been a huge fan for some time now, I used to live in Gloucester UK but never got the chance to see you perform live so I was very exited to hear you were coming to New Zealand.

My partner and I came up from Invercargill to see the show and we both really enjoyed it.

Hope you enjoy your stay in NZ and thanks again for a good time

By: Trina

Trina — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 23:34:35 +0000

Hi Bill

I just wanted to share this with you as it gave us all a
really good laugh at the Reading festival this weekend. You may or may not know but
the killers were playing, (I hasten to add I left the
field to watch the Manic Street Preachers instead) but before I left I saw the largest banner i have ever seen taken into a gig and it said “I’ve got ham but I’m not a hamster”.

Just thought you would like to know your comedy is getting through to the intended recipient and that hopefully Brandon Flowers was on stage saying “why that Bll Bailey”!

We were laughing about this for quite some time after and thought you may enjoy it too!

Loads of love Trina

By: John McCaffrey

John McCaffrey — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 18:09:18 +0000

Hi Bill,

Is it true that you went to school with Tim Birt.

By: April

April — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 00:19:04 +0000

Can’t wait to see you in NZ! WOOP WOOP!

By: Francis

Francis — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 03:05:59 +0000

Hi Bill,
Looking forward to seeing you live in Christchurch, NZ on the 3 September. Maybe you would like to come for pizza beforehand(We’ll shout)? Feel free to come if you want.

By: Linda

Linda — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 01:50:35 +0000

Hey Bill!
Looking forward to seeing you in adelaide/ australia in September. BTW I think I am married to your doppleganger… if it wasnt for his brown eyes that is!

By: Marlene

Marlene — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 12:11:23 +0000

Will you be doing a Friday or Saturday show in Sydney?