From the poetic and sublime to the more normal absurd and ridiculous, here are a few of the very many remarkable answers we've had in response to the question, What's going on in Bill's X-Ray head?

- Bill thinks "Ten words? That's not much. How will anyone

- An ocular orchestral overture of obvious occipital ovation.

- Analysing bubbles, marginalising troubles, philosophical osmosis, musical halitosis!

- Left untreated, the adult tinselworm responds poorly to keyhole surgery.

- To answer would be like pulling back God's shower curtain.

- I can see clearly now the brain has gone

- Consume. Create. And betwixt the two - muck about a bit.

- Ahh, Nottingham. Now that was a great gig!

- J'aime mon klaxon!

- I think this tinnitus is getting worse!

If you have not already done so, you may still enter the competition. The window of opportunity for this does not closeth until the clock striketh 12 noon on Friday 31st October. Thereafter, the very clever winner will NOT turn into a pumpkin, but shall receive a highly sought after handmade Remarkable Guide to the Orchestra screen print by Joe Magee, signed at the Royal Albert Hall by Bill and Joe (these screen prints are becoming even more limited by the day). The WINNER will be announced in Friday's Newsletter (perhaps even with a link to enable you to be privy to more ludicrous answers).

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These handmade screen prints not only look amazing but will become highly collectable and, in case you are unable to wait to see whether you win or not, you can obtain one for yourself or as a gift right now, directly from the shop before they have all gone. Remarkably, each print is unique with its very own number from a limited print run of only 250. Just picture your descendants queuing up with it on the 2108 series of the Antiques Roadshow. But, although he's helped to create an heirloom, we're sure that Bill would rather have conjured up a hair loom....